This was the first video I found when I started having a look around the web, on Break.com. Man, it's hilarious by itself, but it was begging to be bubbled.

I had a bit of Borat in me when I wrote this one. Ok, so that didn't come out right. Considering it was already an ad for the Ukrainian Army, and seemed to have a pimp in it, I made use of the subtitles to make it seem more like some kind of recruitment video.

Horilka is a traditional Ukrainian drink btw, thank google.