I'm really proud of this one. I was stoked when I found the video, five minutes of classic black and white ninja film, woo!

My brother suggested the "Ninja Song... Ninja Song... Not very good... Not very long...", it's supposed to sound like spiderman. That also gave me the idea for the singing ninja crawling along the ceiling, although obviously also SpiderPig.

The sudden "Wow, man! Turn on! Tune in! Light up!" is a tribute to my first website, the World Wide Weed, back in the mid 90's. The very first global cannabis culture website! Ancient history now though, but if you have heard of it, please get in touch to give me a nostalgia buzz.

Originally I'd only put the "So this is the death of a Ninja" at the end, before realising three Ninjas die pointlessly. They haven't even accomplished anything and they're dropping like flies. The Lemmings of the Martial Arts world.

Although I do think Ninjas beat Pirates. Pirates are retards and they dress like Liberace.